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Oamenii se nasc fara dinti, fara par si fara iluzii. Iar de murit mor la fel : fara par, fara dinti, fara iluzii.
Alexandre Dumas
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Viata e o boala mortala care se transmite pe cale sexuala.
Coluche
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Cea mai buna metoda de a prinde un tren e sa faci cumva incat sa-l pierzi pe precedentul.
Marcel Achard
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Banii te ajuta sa suporti mai bine saracia.
Alphonse Allais
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O autostopista este de obicei o tipa tanara , frumoasa si cu fustita scurta care-ti apare in cale cand esti cu nevasta.
Woody Allen
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La ce bun sa contrazici o femeie? E mult mai rentabil s-o lasi sa-si schimbe singura parerea .
Jean Anouilh
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Daca Dumnezeu ar fi vrut sa luam viata in serios, nu ne-ar fi dat simtul umorului.
Anonim
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Cu femeile, cuvintele trebuie sa fie cu atat mai respectuoase, cu cat gesturile devin mai obraznice.
Tristan Bernard
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Nu trebuie sa contezi decat pe tine insuti. Dar nu prea mult.
Tristan Bernard
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La 20 de ani, copilul o deformeaza pe o femeie; la 30 de ani o conserva, iar la 40 cred ca o intinereste !
Léon Blum
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In viata trebuie sa alegi intre a castiga bani sau a-i cheltui; n-ai timp sa le faci pe amandoua.
Edouard Bourdet
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Exista femei carora nu le place sa faca sa sufere mai multi barbati in acelasi timp, asa ca prefera sa se dedice unuia singur : acestea sunt femeile fidele.
Alfred Capus
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Ce e grav intr-o casatorie este cand unul iubeste iar celalalt , nu. Dar, cand amandoi nu iubesc, pot fi foarte fericiti.
Alfred Capus
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De-as mai avea banii pe care i-am dat pe bautura, ce bauta as trage !
Celmas
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Societatea e divizata in 2 clase : cei care au mai multa mancare decat pofta si cei care au mai multa pofta decat mancare.
Chamfort
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Romania (nota mea : in textul original, Franta) este o tara foarte fertila : plantezi functionari si rasar impozite .
Coluche
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Femeia nu vede niciodata ce-ai facut pentru ea. Nu vede decat ce n-ai facut.
Georges Courteline
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Cand nevasta-mea imi face un cadou, am 2 surprize : in primul rand cadoul, in al doilea rand ca tot eu il platesc.
Maurice Donnay
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Mariajul este arta ca 2 persoane sa traiasca impreuna, la fel de fericiti cum ar fi trait singuri.
Georges Feydau
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Cand un filosof iti raspunde, nu mai intelegi nici ce l-ai intrebat.
André Gide
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Egoist e cel care nu-si cheltuieste fiecare minut din viata pentru a-i face fericiti pe toti ceilalti egoisti.
Lucien Guitry
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Reusita pentru un barbat inseamna sa castige mai mult decat poate cheltui nevasta
Sacha Guitry
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Cea mai buna razbunare pentru unul care vrea sa-ti ia nevasta este sa i-o dai de bunavoie.
Sacha Guitry
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O parte din barbati au ceea ce merita. Ceilalti sunt celibatari.
Sacha Guitry
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Cand mi se vorbeste despre o femeie cultivata, mi-o imaginez cu morcovi in urechi si cu patrunjel intre degetele de la picioare.
Sacha Guitry
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Viata nu valoreaza nimic. Dar nimic nu e mai de pret ca viata.
André Malraux
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Preotii catolici se consoleaza ca nu se pot casatori atunci cand asculta spovedania femeilor.
Armand Salacroix
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Dumnezeu a creat omul si, gasind ca nu e destul de singur, i-a dat-o pe femie, ca sa-l faca sa-si simta mai bine singuratatea.
Paul Valery
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Dumnezeu a actionat cu intelepciuna cand a plasat nasterea inaintea mortii. Altfel, ce-ar fi mai fost viata?
Alphonse Allais
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Exista femei pentru care infidelitatea e singurul lucru care le mai leaga de sotii lor.
Sacha Guitry
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Sunt capabil de bune si de rele. Dar in rele, eu sunt cel mai bun.
Coluche
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Nu ca mi-ar fi teama de moarte, dar as prefera sa nu fiu acolo cand o sa vina dupa mine.
Woody Allen
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A fi politician inseamna sa fii capabil sa spui dinainte ce-o sa se intample maine, saptamana viitoare, luna viitoare, anul viitor. Iar apoi sa poti explica de ce nimic din toate astea nu s-a intamplat.
Winston Churchill
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Imi plac barbatii cu viitor si femeile cu trecut.
Oscar Wilde
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Oho, am multe citate din WWII luate din Call of Duty 2 
“In the world there are only two forces, the sword and the spirit. In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit!� – Napoleon Bonaparte
“Better to fight for something than die for nothing!� - General George S. Patton
“Never thing that war, no matter how necessary or justified, is not a crime!�
“Live as brave man; and if fortune is adverse, front it’s blows with brave hearts!� - Cicero
“Nothing in live is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.� – Winston Churchill
“He conquers who endures.� – Persius
“Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die.� - Herbert Hoover
“If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm than we shall disarm it ourselves!� – Joseph Stalin
“Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.� – General George S. Patton
“War is a series of catastrophes witch result in victory.� – Georges Clemenceau
“Every man’s life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.� – Ernest Hemingway
“There will one day spring from the brains of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so abandon war forever.� – Thomas A. Edison
“Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter.� – Winston Churchill
“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.� – Winston Churchill
“Our greatest victory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.� – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“He who fears being conquered is sure to be defeated.� – Napoleon Bonaparte
“If a man gives his best what else is there?� - General George S. Patton
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: `O Lord, please make my enemies ridiculous.` And God granted it.� – Voltaire
“Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a human being.� – Kahlil Gibran, “The Voice of the Poet�
“The characteristic of a genuine heroism is its persistency. All men have wandering impulses, fits and starts of generosity. But when you have resolved to be great, abide by yourself, and do not weakly try to reconcile yourself with the world. The heroic cannot be the common, nor the common the heroic.� – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Only the dead have seen the end of the war.�
“A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.� – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that man have died to win them.� – Franklin D. Roosevelt
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.� – Winston Churchill
“War is fear cloaked in courage.� – Gen. William C. Westmoreland
“Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.� – John Quincy Adams
“If we don’t end war, war will end us.� – H. G. Wells
“The real and lasting victories are those of peace, and not of war.� – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“We happy few, we band of brothers/For he today that sheds his blood with me/Shall be my brother.� – William Shakespeare, King Henry V
“Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.� – William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
“You can’t say civilization don’t advance – for in every war, they kill you in a new way.� – Will Rogers
“When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.� – Winston Churchill
“We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.� – Winston Churchill
“Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.� – Napoleon Bonaparte
“You must not fight too often with your enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war.� – Napoleon Bonaparte
“I don’t know whether war is an interlude during peace, or peace is an interlude during war.� – Georges Clemenceau
“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.� – General George S. Patton
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Oamenii cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
Nu exista oamenti cu constiinta curata ci doar oameni cu memorie proasta.
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